a chocolate covered dick

Goober:noun

A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about

An overly enthusiastic tow truck driving redneck ignoramus covered in grease that stinks of way to much tobacco, marijuana, coffee, baby powder and High Karate colon

Codeword for the pig-latinized version of the word, said when the subject of the comment is around and you don't want to offend them.

A male (?) who is mildly retarded and takes 36minutes to find a car park.

Refers to the action of mixing the meat of grapes, berries, etc with peanuts. An American snack.

Any recipient of government (goobermint) money, either through 'employment' (goobermint workers) or welfare (goobermint benefits recipients). Goobers make their livings with a gun to our heads. They like to intermingle with peaceful people whom they victimize (freepers), but they are not their friends.