A man who is ample in both intelligence and physical appearance, not just one or the other. A goob must be smart and capable, and very attractive. Goobs are almost always slender, though not necessarily hard and wiry - more of a lanky look to them. If he wears glasses, contacts, and/or has braces, then that is a bonus to their goobness. Also, goobs are kind, patient, and shy. You may have to approach the goob first, but once you get him talking... it's destiny.
Dr. Spencer Reid, from "Criminal Minds" is the epitome of the perfect goob - in all qualities.
by AkelaRainWolf April 01, 2010
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1. A person commiting a generally stupid or pointless act.
2. Slang term generally used as an insult for a person who is not liked by the user of the word.
1. What a goob Steve is for drinking that much.
2. That guy is a goob, I hate him.
by Abaleon June 16, 2006
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Mark is my goob, the one who makes my life complete!
by claudes October 30, 2007
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A goob is a dad-joke telling goof, but more youthful.
Adam Zalzal: A zalnister always pays his debts

Everyone: Zal you’re such a goob
by Big_Epipen January 28, 2020
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Goob is a nickname for your girlfriend when her eyes and personality resemble that of Michael Yagoobian from “meet the robinsons
Did she really just fall asleep at the table after two glasses of wine? Yup that’s my goob.
by Hereforagoobtimenotalongtime September 04, 2019
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