A penis that, when erect, curves down resembling Gonzo's nose. Curves to the left, or right are also acceptable, if prefixed; ie: Left-gonzo; Right-gonzo.

Of or pertaining to an abnormal curvature of the penis (typically bending toward the ground)

When you beat off onto a girls chest with your balls resting on her eyes.

An morbidly enlarged clitoris. Usually caused by steroids abuse or just plain dyke-ness.

Women with large Gonzoes will flaunt proudly, often slapping unsuspecting victims in the face, before engaging in fights to prove their superiority.

To write a paper for a class regardless of the fact that you are high out of your mind on some sort of strange substance.

The act of placing testicles over someones eyes and then placing tip of penis in the mouth. The act resembles the famous muppets character Gonzo.

Huge nosed mamal usually found with narcaleptic tendencies. Natural habitat: North Miami shopping malls and high school socials. Loves Jeefus.