Whilst a man places both of his testicles in the eye sockets of a recipient, he then places his Semi- erect penis along the bridge of the recipients nose; the penis should be "floppy" as to create the curve of Gonzo's nose effectively.
"HAHAHA. you look like Gonzo!! The Gonzo looks great on you honey, now lick my ass"
by TranslucentAnalBeads February 02, 2015
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someone who is a crazy catch, he is too hard to forget about sometimes. he lives more on the wild side and really doesn’t care, or at least doesn’t show it. don’t get on his bad side because he has dirt on everyone. never get on his bad side it’s scary. don’t lose him once you meet him also. he can put you through hell and back with feelings but he just goes along with it. when he doesn’t get his way he can be aggressive too and he’s a very naughty boy, he knows how to mess with your head too,most times he can be there but the other time he is worrying about himself. he’s easy to approach and befriend, he goes through a lot though. he’s also very good with his hands and lips. all in all he’s a crazy catch, he’s a crazy funny beautiful guy who’s been through hell and back.
“was gonzo okay he seemed sad earlier

last weekend gonzo was wild”
by 546798:))) February 28, 2018
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When you're performing sodomy on a partner and your penis accidentally slips out thereby being hammered into the ass cheek and bends up like Gonzo's nose.
I was bangin' out this MILF, see, and my cocus slipped out and gonzoed that hoebag.
by Dr. Gonzo 9 February 11, 2008
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Gonzo is a police officer with a cocaine habit.
Hey gonzo your a cop why are you taking my blow Manna. Gary stop snorting all the evidence just like they say gonzo.
by Tim O September 18, 2007
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being completely drunk or wasted.

the same as saying you're "gone" when intoxicated.
"That girl at the party last night was so gonzo, she puked all over the floor after doing her third keg stand."
by oL2009 April 17, 2009
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when your penis has a mild hook shape to the left or right.
"my new boyfriend has a GONZO. It's not that attractive but it hits all the right spots!"
by fister queen October 24, 2011
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1-To be gone, can either be on drugs (usually weed), drunk as fuck.
2-going fast as fuck.
3- a type of porn
4-The blue muppit baby
5-Huge ass nose that looks like the blue muppit baby's
1-Damn that bitch stephany is gonzo, what the fuck she drink?
2-That M5(a fast car) is gonzo.
3-Do you guys like gonzo??
4-Did u guys see gonzo? hes got a huge nose.
5-Look at that big gonzo i wonder if hes ever nose fucked a girl.

by JONES! May 06, 2006
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