known for being smokin' hot and banging, and amazing at guitar/everything else. Some would say that they are without a doubt the coolest beings on this planet. They are deliciously sexy you just want to lick it.
"Did you see Dan with that red shirt on?"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"
or
"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"
or
"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"
by bunnyexplosion May 20, 2008
by kacey9798889wu December 20, 2016
AYO remember that one dude Gonzalo Gonzalez? I heard he had a huge cock! Yeah he’s packing about 16 inches!
by Ayo_jake February 12, 2021
two of the most sexiest people on the planet. their milkshakes bring all the boys and cats to the yard. especially when they are together, everyone wants to be them and want them. they get along with anyone and are not shy. they pretend they have tons of friends, when in reallity they are just mean slutty loser whores.
by noicantugly August 12, 2011
He can either be a really great friend or his girl's slave. People nowadays call him simp. Gonzalo really likes and enjoys anything about cars, but even more if it's a videogame. Loud music and isolating with his girlfriend is his thing too.
by cooldriver1995 March 09, 2021