speedy gonzales

$30 says that this guy can run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.

Aribaa! Aribaa! Handere!

by Toad July 29, 2003

Sleepy Gonzales

When you spoon up against someone on an airplane who is sleeping and ejaculate on their back before they realize whats happening.

Nasty, someone tried to pull a sleepy gonzales on the airplane today but I realized and socked him in the mouth.

by inphinitizeit March 7, 2007

by lol August 20, 2003

The one who is faster then Sonic and who some wackos get offended by because of some sterio-type whinningness

if youre offended about how Speedy represents people from mexico GET A LIFE!!!!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

when someone eats a girl out when she is on the rag (period) also known as blood wings

u know on biker jackets how they have those red wings on theyr jaket well i made up the name grode gonzalous so it would sound funnier

by matt collins January 25, 2004

When you finger your girl's pussy as fast as you can while shouting Spanish words that mean "excitement" or "go."

She said she was getting bored of the same acts all the time so I suggested that we tried the Speedy Gonzales

by Ultimeatum October 17, 2020

"what's a 'fudgie gonzales'?"

"imagine a vanilla gonzales, but from the other side."