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The worst STD you can possibly imagine. Characterized by seeping, puss-filled gangrenous warts in, on, and around the genitals. The strongest strains originate in the cities of Rochester, Amsterdam, and Gloversville NY (where it is often acquired from dealers of drugs such as cocaine and heroin)
You: Man, I wanna fuck that Allie chick down at the convenience store...
Your Friend: Naw man, she's got the gonnohepaherpamydia
You: Aww, shit, son. That's just fuckin' nasty.
Your Friend: Naw man, she's got the gonnohepaherpamydia
You: Aww, shit, son. That's just fuckin' nasty.
by John Bloezdic May 23, 2009
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020