An "informal" version of the word ganked; to get destroyed when you have the least bit of an advantage, often due to being over powered by a squad of assholes; frequently used by people who play too much Dark Souls and are fucking annoying
"YAAAAAAA JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH, YOU'RE ASS JUST GOT GONKED by all 3 of us! YOU SUCK n0o0o0b and stand NO chance! Can't wait to put this on youtube!!!!!"
by gyaradocious September 05, 2019
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An informal way of saying you will be getting severely fucked up or drunk at a gathering
Damn, bruh, I'm finna get gonked tonight at Daniel's base!
by Melbournebitchass August 21, 2016
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A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.
duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk
by adambenner September 30, 2013
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A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.
'Gonk of the night'
'Look at the state of that Gonk'
'This Gonk isn't going in'
by Rosscahill2036 February 19, 2018
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The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.
If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!
by drunk zombie June 23, 2004
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Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.
Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.
by :) October 12, 2004
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