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An "informal" version of the word ganked; to get destroyed when you have the least bit of an advantage, often due to being over powered by a squad of assholes; frequently used by people who play too much Dark Souls and are fucking annoying
"YAAAAAAA JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH, YOU'RE ASS JUST GOT GONKED by all 3 of us! YOU SUCK n0o0o0b and stand NO chance! Can't wait to put this on youtube!!!!!"
by gyaradocious September 05, 2019
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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An informal way of saying you will be getting severely fucked up or drunk at a gathering
Damn, bruh, I'm finna get gonked tonight at Daniel's base!
by Melbournebitchass August 21, 2016
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To be taken by surprise in a funny way
That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door
by YuOfTheNight November 25, 2019
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to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.
“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”
by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021
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