"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

Slang term for Tall bald headed individuals from Idaho. Normally hanging around blue turf and pit bulls while smoking camel lights.

The god of Lego Star Wars

A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.

And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Just a generally annoying person who has white hair.

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.