Listening to music and playing an imaginary musical instrument, guitar, drums, saxophone etc. in an over enthusiastic manor at an imaginary live gig.
When the guitar solo started I got up and started gonking
by Fluffy Titch November 25, 2017
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toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
by david June 17, 2006
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Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.
"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"
by MetalMikey666 August 07, 2005
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A Gothic Punk... not much more to be said there.
Rachelle and Jesie are so Gonk, eh matey?
by Condom October 14, 2006
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Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.
Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk
by DEW ETT December 15, 2017
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A phrase used to make people aware of you entering a room. Especially if they havent already seen you.
Mark: Yeh whens Jason gettin her with the Carslberg im gaspin like...

Pecker: I know yeh, any chance like!

(Door Opens)

Wearmouth: Gon Gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!
by Jason Wearmouth June 28, 2009
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