Urban Dictionary: Gonk

Adj. Scots. A normally intelligent person who has momentarily decided to become an imbecile.

What's that. You put diesel in? The car runs on petrol, ya dippit gonk!

by imshi July 13, 2009

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Please may I have a troll you male genitalia

Guy one: "'Gis a gonk ya dober!"
Guy two: "Pardon?"
Guy one: *gets out urban dictionary* "Please may I have a troll you male genitalia.
Guy two: Sorry gave my last one away yesterday.

by Katweeeee June 03, 2007

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Gonk

A gonk is a gay slut

You gonk!

by Liezee April 30, 2021

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Gonk

The sound a legendary god, The Gonk Droid, worshipped by millions, makes.

Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.

by Dork Maul August 21, 2019

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Gonk

A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.

"Could you please grab my house key it's the one with the gonk"

by Junkiebum January 20, 2018

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A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising

'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'

by blue bakugan August 13, 2021

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Gert long c**k

He has a gonk.

by catmaster18 April 21, 2021

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