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A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.
'Gonk of the night'
'Look at the state of that Gonk'
'This Gonk isn't going in'
by Rosscahill2036 February 19, 2018
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Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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A person who is stupid. A general insult.
"Oh, you gonk"!
by Luke July 12, 2003
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Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.
Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.
by :) October 12, 2004
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A noise that may be too subtle to hear at first but which is audible enough to disrupt an audio recording. It was most notably used by an audio engineer who asked a perturbed Orson Welles to read another take while recording a commercial for frozen peas.
WELLES narrating: Nothing is more important than the simple act of people getting together—

ENGINEER: Good. Could I have one more go, Orson, please? Sorry.

WELLES: What?

ENGINEER: Could I have just one more take of that?

WELLES: Why? I just did it right. Now, look, I'm not used to having more than one person in there. One

more word out of you, and you go. Is that clear?

ENGINEER: Yes, sir.

WELLES: I take directions from one person ... under protest! But from two I don't sit still. Who the hell are you, anyway?

ENGINEER: I'm the engineer.

WELLES: Well, why the hell are you asking me for another one?

ENGINEER: Well, I thought there was a slight gonk and I would just like to be safe.

WELLES: Jesus. shuffles papers What is a "gonk"? Do you mind telling me what that is?

ENGINEER: No, no, a bang from outside.

WELLES: A "bang from outside." pours himself some water Can I see Mrs. Rogers for a minute, please?

ENGINEER: Yes, certainly.
by MattR1970 February 20, 2016
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A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.
Geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man
by CLASS_A_BIRD February 18, 2009
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A Gonk is 2 things:

1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)

2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.
1- Waaaaaah, I’ve broken my gonk :(

2- Eww! Look at that gonk!
by iluvmybathroom13 October 26, 2004
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