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1. To checkout from reality. To be unaware of what's going on.
2. To drop the duties of daily life and go do something else, something nice.
"Honey, you good to go? We agreed today we'd settle the dentist bill, buy new shoes for the kids, drink tea with my mom and then you'd clean the bathroom filter, remember? honey...? Are you there...?" Johnny was gone fishing.
by dadadal August 24, 2015
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A common slang term used for a sports team that has just been eliminated or never made the postseason. (mostly used in the NBA)
by HardBodies June 19, 2008
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Crazy; having gone insane
"Well looks like george has finnaly gone off his rocker." "Yep he's definatly gone fishing..."
by Skunk April 22, 2004
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Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.
1: "Where Joe at?"

2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."

1: "Hope he catches something."

2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."
by ogdajuiceman October 09, 2011
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when you are sat on the shitter and the stool is still hanging out of your anus whilst touching the water
by blenheimlad February 03, 2011
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1. A prosedure in which a man hangs his wang out into the red sea with bait in which will track down eggs that look hot and sexy(try not to go for a retarded one).

2. A sign that tells someone that the person is gone(but they are really doing definition #1).

3. A women that shoves fish into her vajingo.
Dude, how many times have you gone fishing with her?

Go hang a gone fishing sign first.

You women have gone fishing too much.
by jjyoface December 23, 2007
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