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Opposite of a basic bitch, usually overweight, loves horses, wears camo and blaze orange, drinks beer, might throw in a dip, takes there senior picture on a tractor, and often gets with losers
Did you see that chick Luke got with last night? She was a total gomp.
by Roomiedude February 24, 2019
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Good Open Minded Person

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An attention-craving individual that -- in an issue or debate -- takes whatever side makes him or her look good & open-minded to the public, without regard to the details or the truth in the issue debated. A GOMP is different from an SJW because the issue does not have to be social.

(verb)
To make a public statement on an issue without really understanding the details or the truth of the issue, just to show off to the world how good & open-minded one is.
(noun) "Justin was just being a GOMP when he tweeted his support for adopting dogs from shelters, especially since he bought his dog from a pet store."

(verb) "Fred GOMPed his support for the Invisible Children all over social media."
by Professor F. October 26, 2014
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An acronym meaning "get off my phone" used by tech support sluts around the world.
"dude I so just hung up on that lady for being dumb.....GOMP!!!"
by Dannypants June 09, 2004
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A swag or pog-like moment. Invented by tiktok user @king_golden_boy .
"DUDE THAT IS GOMP!" "GOMP MOMENT"
by king_golden_boy January 17, 2021
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An open hand slap to a male's testicles, usually, but not always with a squeeze.
After Maggie gomped Mike at the party, he spent the rest of the night walking funny.
by greged July 26, 2010
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to act like an idiot, asshole, jerk, etc. gomping equivelant to "bitching"
today at work sally was acting like a gomp so i told her to shut her face. i wish people would just stop their gomping!
by kaorusan! December 22, 2007
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