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Gollumny: stalking a person to steal a highly valued object, or to become so obsessed with someone else's possession that you fray with insanity (can apply to relationship stalking as well)

Derives from LOTR character Gollum.
Damn her ex is suffering from borderline Gollumny, his mounting jealousies only seem to get more tenacious and his attempts at reclamation seem more and more desperate, if you listen closely enough you can hear him mutter "my precious"whenever she is within sight.
by iamslegend233 March 04, 2016
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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