The ugliest character in The Lord of the rings, also the series equivalent of a crack head with withdrawal.

Keeping something precious away from someone.

A game played in a sauna in Finland. One person is chosen as Sauna Gollum, and goes under the benches. Sauna Gollum's objective is to poke the people sitting on the benches from underneath, and the first one to rise up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game to be played with naked friends.

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..

(n); Long straggly hairs sprouting from the hairline which can most likely be found hanging straight down the forehead of a large and unattractive young woman. They are too thin to be classified as actual bangs, but not thin enough to go unnoticed. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Birkenstocks.

Gollum style is when you treat your girl how Gollum treats the ring in the classic movie series The Lord of the Rings. You whisper praise in her ear and finger her all day.