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Character from J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings. Schizophrenic and sexually frustrated. Alter ego, Smegel (the good one)
Gollum: Master betrayed us! We must kill him!
Smegel: We can't kill master! We loves him.
by E change October 05, 2003
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A person that does drugs in their house while their kid is upstairs. Acts smart but dumb as a rock and everybody talks about her behind her back. Even close friends.
Gollum lost his child because he does drugs in the house with the kid there. All bc Gollum said I’m going to ruin someone’s life.
by Byegollum January 07, 2019
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a faggot who also doubles as a wanker
guy #1: wow your such a gollum
guy #2: no, I'm just a wanker
by jnik July 11, 2004
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a sexual act where one man cums in another man's nose, then the other man snorts up the cum like a loogie and spits it in the other man's face
by Bob Sanders March 07, 2004
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A Gollum is when your hair splits over your ear so it is poking through the hair. It is not desirable.
"Katie, you have a gollum; cover it!"
by LauraJaynePrior January 09, 2009
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The ugliest character in The Lord of the rings, also the series equivalent of a crack head with withdrawal.
He obviously didn't take his meds, he's having a Gollum moment!
by thecakeisalie May 14, 2013
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