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Middle Earth's equivilant of a crack head
I'll suck it for the preacious
by Emily January 24, 2004
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A character from Lord of the Rings. He has inspired the creation of a metal sub-genre, known as Gollum-core (or smeogal-core). This genre is commonly associated with the band, Forgetting Skaro.
I love listening to musicians who sound like gollum.
by gollumiscute October 25, 2012
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messed up hobbit consumed by the ring, his "precious", who will do anything, i mean any thing, for that thing. must have smoked a lot of crack or something cuz he always makes a weird noise in his throat that sounds like: "ggggoooollummm, goolllummm." (hence the name)
Gives us great lines in LOTR
Gollum says: "Whats taters, precious, whats taters eh?"
Sam: "PO-TA-TOES, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Oh, a few coneys and some chips, even you couldn't say no to that."
Gollum: "Oh yes we could!"
by k dawg August 27, 2004
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From the Lord of the Ring's trilogy; he is one of the greatest CGI character's of our time.

He has a split personality. One being Smegol, his former self. The other being Gollum, a personailty created by the ring that poisioned his life for 500 years.

Smegol tries to aid Frodo and Sam untill Gollum finally betrays them and sends them to Shelob.
Gollum: "We could let...'her' do it."
by Wicked Child January 02, 2005
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Noun.

1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.

2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.

3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.

4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
"Blimey, that bird I had last night was a right Gollum. She must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that."
by Cheesewhiff January 16, 2006
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1. An acceptable replacement to any curse word. Used to express distress, uncomfort, or displeasure.

2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.
When Blaire saw her ex-boyfriend in the mall, she quickly moved to the other side and muttered "Gollum!" under her breath.

While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear
by volleykree January 03, 2010
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A villain in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. He is after The Preciousss. Has double personalities--Gollum, the evil one, and Smeagol, the good one. Ate Frodo's finger.
"WE MUST GET TEH PRECIOUSSSS!!!11!!1oneone!!1eleven"
by Nyanko February 05, 2004
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