The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.

a very rich white persons sport who has millions of dollars and a big ass house.

going to a golf course (at a retirement home) durring lunch or after school and smokin bud

Pretending like you’re at work when you’re in fact taking a 12 inch black dick up the ass

Using dentistry tools to widen a females vagina to just the right size so that you may rest your balls in it.

to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"

A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make schmucks get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.