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The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.
Carl Stephen Grider Jr and Rickie Lynn Price just went golfing. I bet Rickie's head is sore.
by carlgrider October 16, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a very rich white persons sport who has millions of dollars and a big ass house.
by best golfer May 14, 2010
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The act of puting your ball (testicle) into the hole (vagina) and using it to bring the woman to climax
My left nut really hurts since I went golfing with Suzanne.
by pimpdaddy67 April 15, 2015
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going to a golf course (at a retirement home) durring lunch or after school and smokin bud
per 1. dude you wanna go golfing?
per 2. hell yeah dude, that aint even a question.
by everydayhoorider November 10, 2009
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The slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users.
Kid: "Hey mom, can I go golfing?"
Mom: "Sure Billy."
Kid: "Haha...sucker..."
by Yodia January 19, 2006
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