She is just the most caring,sweetest and most kindest girl in the universe. She makes me laugh and she makes me happy and she is really beautiful and she is the universes greatest girlfriend
by Thomas allen peer September 14, 2019
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Goldie: A fun, loving, outgoing person. Always cheerful and there for you when you need her the most. A "typical" Goldie usually has blonde hair. She changes it often though. She's also well-noted for being spontaneous and random. A Goldie is a good friend that you will never want to lose. She's an amazing person inside and out. She's also a very beautiful woman. To have and know a Goldie is a treasure best kept. Also, she has some bomb ass pussy.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: Oh, its Goldie
Person 1: She's gorgeous, I wish I looked like her
Person 2: I wish that too.
Person 2: Oh, its Goldie
Person 1: She's gorgeous, I wish I looked like her
Person 2: I wish that too.
by Wicket_Clown December 11, 2012
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005
a UK drum and bass dj, who is referred to as the godfather of drum and bass. Goldie had a very unstable childhood moving from foster home to foster home which has been a large influence and inspiration in his artwork and music
by aiofjweoms April 28, 2009
something that's old but good as many things are.
oldie+goodie=goldie.
very applicable to such things as music, cars, clothing.
oldie+goodie=goldie.
very applicable to such things as music, cars, clothing.
Facebook Status: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded
Oknerazan: mad old but good song
Anot-Huit: a goldie
Oknerazan: mad old but good song
Anot-Huit: a goldie
by antidarkmatter September 28, 2009
by d e e p z August 21, 2011
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

