To unexpectedly stumble across something that you`re looking for. A gloriously lucky moment.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Something that is extremely valuable, coveted, or held in high regard.

This is evidenced by the fact of gold is very rare, valuable, and pleasing to the eye. Also, a baby is treated as being just as valuable, rare, and with the creepy way and frequency that people (especially women) stare at them perhaps more valuable. The combined effects of these infers an exponential effect.

Your baby that you love and "glows" when you look at him/her.

This is used as a nickname/petname

An insult, meaning "gay". Like that saying "silence is golden" and then that other saying "when there is silence a gay baby is born" so telling someone they are a golden baby is basicly calling them gay.

When your dick gets so hard it almost seems to glow. Dicks create babies so when you dick is amazingly hard you are going to attempt making a golden baby with your amazingly hard ass dick.

When your dick gets so hard it almost seems to glow. Dicks create babies so when you dick is amazingly hard you are going to attempt making a "golden baby" with your amazingly hard ass "golden" dick.