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When the last person in the sauna takes a crafty piss into the water bucket ready for the next users, giving a very pungent aroma to clear the sinuses.
Take a wazz in the bucket old chap. Andy really enjoys a golden sauna.
by Scatboy July 10, 2008
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The act of pissing into a campfire to create a steamy golden mist for you and your "camp"-patriots.
Kyle created a golden sauna using the force of his abdominal floor to push golden liquid from his bladder into a stream onto the campfire. Thanks Kyle!
by jrockandthefunkyfresh April 24, 2015
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When taking a piss in a porta-a-john on a cold night and the steam from it rises up and hits you.
"Hey, smell me"

"Why?"

"I just took a golden sauna"
by Proto314 September 26, 2017
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