A mindset unique to women, in which a woman is convinced that she is already creme de la creme and that any man should be lucky to have her. Therefore, she often enters any situation with the expectation of being treated like a princess, much to the chagrin of the men who suddenly discover this disability. It can also mean that a girl is convinced men are attracted to her, even when there is no evidence to suggest it.

the act of texting people while you are pooping