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The act of taking a friends sweaty sock, putting it on your cock while you whack off and, when finished, using it to wipe your ass.
Dude, where's my other sock? Oh, sorry, I needed it for a Golden Toe. You bastard, that was my favorite pair! Yeah, that 100% wool was niiiice.
by Burnerxyz October 19, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018