Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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The First piece of excrement that comes of out after a long constipation allowing the persons bowels to empty.
I was in pain from being constipated for several days and I felt a bubbling sensation in my abdomen. I finally got the golden nugget out and the rest started to flow.
by NorthCalScooter August 06, 2009
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Nugget or single Bud of marijuana (usually enough to break up and fit in 1-2 bowls) which is very sticky and covered with alot of little golden or red hairs which give it a sparkling golden appearence. Also Golden Nuggets are higher quality than most other weed.
Have you ever smoked a Golden Nugget?
by GoatMan April 24, 2004
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A solid and finite feeling peice of excrement that signals the end of the defecation process.
When being urged to release the bathroom to other users: "Hold on, I'm just waiting for the golden nugget"
by Meat_PoPsiclez December 10, 2004
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Almost the same as Golden Shower, except the wastes are solid.
Feeling de-sensitized from the novelty of golden showers, Tom paid the hooker extra $20 to grant him a couple of pieces of Golden Nuggets.
by Alan Chan August 10, 2006
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something you can call and overweight golden retriever. little balled up gold balls.
sues dog calypso is such a golden nugget

benjis golden nuggets are amazing
by lipson August 12, 2008
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