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n.
1: When a man asks a woman to pee on him.
If the woman agree, the man then tells her that she is sick and can't see her anymore.
If the woman refuses, the man then tells her she isn't wild enough for him and then ends the relationship.
The method is referred to as Golden, because of its nature (golden shower), effectiveness, as well as ending with little or no aftermath.
2: To a lesser extent, when a women asks a man to pee on her. This is do to the fact that when a man pees on a women he is merely tagging her as his. Since tagging a women with one's pee is a greater bond then wedding vows, if the man isn't interested in a long term relationship this method is successful. If the man is looking for a long term relationship this method is ineffective.
1: When a man asks a woman to pee on him.
If the woman agree, the man then tells her that she is sick and can't see her anymore.
If the woman refuses, the man then tells her she isn't wild enough for him and then ends the relationship.
The method is referred to as Golden, because of its nature (golden shower), effectiveness, as well as ending with little or no aftermath.
2: To a lesser extent, when a women asks a man to pee on her. This is do to the fact that when a man pees on a women he is merely tagging her as his. Since tagging a women with one's pee is a greater bond then wedding vows, if the man isn't interested in a long term relationship this method is successful. If the man is looking for a long term relationship this method is ineffective.
Adam: How did you break up with that psycho chick and not have her stalk you.
Joel: I just used the Golden Break up...
Dave: You used the Golden Break up, broner!!
Joel: I just used the Golden Break up...
Dave: You used the Golden Break up, broner!!
by BekHanson December 02, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011