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About 96% of the female population. They will lie, cheat,steal,fuck,blow, and sometimes even kill to get you for all your shit. She wants everything, even your soul. Nothing is safe within the prescence of a good golddigger. The whore will use you up and suck you dry and move on to the next unsuspecting victim. This woman is very dangerous, remember the words "Prenuptial Agreement" to ward off this slut bag cum dumpster.
Last night I finally told Joe that we all think his butter-face girl ain't nothin but a trick-ass golddigger.
by NothinButDaTruth April 17, 2006
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An intelligent and very beautiful being inside and out. Looking at her will give you a perm boner. This girl, has left a significant mark in our history. She has invented the term gold digging, she is ever so good at it, she doesn't even need to date or flirt to get those desperate fuzzy little man peaches throwing cash at her. She smells intoxicating, if million roses and the sweet scent of fresh apples could combine to make the most perfect smell that will leave you feeling lost in time, that would be the smell of her. If everyone's hopes, dreams, and prayers could collide to make a breath taking embodiment of a soul, coated with every soft, passionate lips kissing in this world, that would be her. She is what we call the God of Gold Digging. She is a true legend. This girl is:
Hist0rique / Jess
Hist0rique / Jess
Khori: YO MOTHER BITCH! THIS GIRL JESS IM TELLING YOU, SHE JUST MADE ME SPEND $20 ON HER BUYING HER A GAME CARD FUCK MAN SHES SO PRETTY I JUST WANT TO PUSH HER AGAINST A WALL AND PLOW HER UNTIL SHE LOSES CONSIOUSNESS.
Khori's mom: IS SHE A GOLD DIGGER? YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP WASTING MONEY ON THIS GIRL.
*Jess walks by* *Both get moist and horny*
Khori's mom: UGGHHHHH MY FAKE TITS ARE GOING CRAZY MY NIPS ARE SO HARD. WHAT IS HER IGN I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND. I WILL GIVE HER SO MUCH GAME CASH
Khori: UGHHHHH MY DIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK. MOM ITS HIST0RIQUE. LETS GROUP SEXT HER.
Khori's mom: IS SHE A GOLD DIGGER? YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP WASTING MONEY ON THIS GIRL.
*Jess walks by* *Both get moist and horny*
Khori's mom: UGGHHHHH MY FAKE TITS ARE GOING CRAZY MY NIPS ARE SO HARD. WHAT IS HER IGN I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND. I WILL GIVE HER SO MUCH GAME CASH
Khori: UGHHHHH MY DIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK. MOM ITS HIST0RIQUE. LETS GROUP SEXT HER.
by OhBbyYes April 13, 2013
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A girl that will have intercourse with a man only to use him for his money. Normally a blonde whore or prostitute from Alabaster who can't cook.
Sugar Daddy: This food is terrible!
Golddigger: What did you expect? I'm a golddigger and only suck you off for money!
Golddigger: What did you expect? I'm a golddigger and only suck you off for money!
by Wesley O'Brian July 16, 2010
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1. A great comic (Amercian manga) by war veteran Fred Perry about cute girls who go on archaeological expeditions. Was around even BEFORE video game star Lara Croft. Also features arguably the most beautiful catgirl ever, Brittany "Cheetah" Diggers.
2. Also Gina Diggers' (the main character) nickname.
2. Also Gina Diggers' (the main character) nickname.
Man that last issue of Gold Digger was really good! I couldn't stop turning the pages, and when I turned the last page, I wished I had more pages to turn!
by Kix May 03, 2004
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"No, Fez," Jackie says. "A gold digger is what these idiots call a woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever."
by R2-DeepThroat June 26, 2014