A king among neckbeards, the goiterbeard is a man craving authority over others; he wears Oakley sunglasses and buys his own secret service style earpiece for his low impact security job. Most importantly, his neckbeard is camouflage for a fat guy goiter.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.