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1. To not make any progress.

2. Attempting to reach a goal that will lead you nowhere.
1. You may think you're making progress, but you're really going nowhere fast.

2. Despite his efforts, the result led him back to where he started. He went nowhere fast.
by rtivey01 December 03, 2019
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Driving at night when you have no actual destination. You put your favorite music on and drive around in your town, city, or the open roads while enjoying the freedom.
Dave: Sam where are you going tonight?

Sam: I am just going nowhere fast

Rick: I have so much stress. I think I'm I'll go nowhere fast to relieve some and relax.
by Your Bestfriend that cares March 24, 2015
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