To go to the toilets at work for the sole purpose of playing with yourself. Often this can take up to half an hour. Usually done at busy periods leaving your work colleagues to do all the work.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself