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Gettin your serpent rubbed or slobbed on in the back of an expensive car, in a crowded public parking lot, preferibly in the middle of the day
Danny: Hey do u wanna go to the beach today? It's really hot out
Chad: Nah man I can't I'm goin to Ralphs with my significant other
Chad: Nah man I can't I'm goin to Ralphs with my significant other
by Shugah Nipz July 29, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018