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to masturbate, when your sperm comes out
It is like when you eat Go Gurt which are tubes with yogurt in them that you have to squeeze up to get the yogurt out. So when you masturbate you rub your dick and sperm comes out.
by Kevin Oz April 22, 2008
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Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.
Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.
Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?
Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?
by The pig god October 19, 2017
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When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.
"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"
by BoingoBrown January 16, 2021
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An act, performed by an uncircumcised man, that involves pulling forward, and pinching off, the loose skin around the penis during ejaculation, trapping all the baby batter. This allows the man to then drain, squeeze or slap the load on her face, or allow her to drain the Gogurt on her own. Also referred to as the 'Sling Load' or 'Smegma Surprise'.
There is nothing better than slapping it across her face Gogurt style to show her how much you care! Deine Mama liebst Gogurt!
by BuddyHemlock March 06, 2011
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similar to a paper bag, this is a person who has a hot body and a very ugly face.
the Go Gurt tag line/moto is "rip their heads off, suck their guts out", modified to "rip their heads off, fuck their guts out
the Go Gurt tag line/moto is "rip their heads off, suck their guts out", modified to "rip their heads off, fuck their guts out
by xobox November 26, 2011
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Beebo pulled out all the stops on Valentine's Day, so Becky rewarded him generously with some sloppy go-gurt on the ride home.
by Cheese's Freaky Ticki March 07, 2015