To slap someone across the face while having a hand covered in semen. When a man climaxes using his own hand and then slaps his mate with the semen covered hand, Or actually ejaculate in to your cupped hand to get all of the fluid possible and then slap the other person with that hand.
Yea I pulled out jack myself off and then I godsmacked the bitch across the face, there was cum every where in her hair in her eyes it was hot
by Tothmacher May 18, 2006
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1. Name of an Alice in Chains song from the album Dirt.
2. A band that tries their hardest to emulate Alice in Chains by copying their vocals, logo, sound, album cover, album name, and even their transition to accoustic sound. However, the despite all this, they strongly deny they got their name from the Alice in Chains song despite copying everything else from them.
We thought of Godsmack when I got a cold sore and Sully said God smacked you for saying that stuff about my mother. I thought it was a pretty good lie. We also told my mom the boogie man ate the cookies in the cookie jar.
by BRHEE August 22, 2006
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1) To die of an overdose of drugs, typcially heroin.
2) In the tech industry, when karma pays back a system administrator (sysadmin) who generally thinks they are a computer god, by royally screwing up a computer with a simple task or software installation.
1) Jim Bo was a heavy user of heroin and he finally got godsmacked.

2) Charlie in IT operations installed an encryption program for us without reading the instructions as usual. He immediately was godsmacked when he rebooted and had to rebuild the whole system.
by Simon Templar April 15, 2008
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also known as Karma, when you do some stupid shit and, almost instantly, something bad happens right back to you. Gods way of keeping perfect balance.
This chick wouldn't let me use her bathroom at her house party! So, when I finally got in, I locked the door and dropped an upper decker in her toilet. Pleased with my actions, I kept the door locked and left through the bathroom window, only to fall face first into her muddy ass garden. I was thouroughly Godsmacked!
by helluvaguy May 24, 2008
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The act of stretching one's hot, sweaty, droopy scrotum over another's mouth while sleeping, in an attempt to recreate the cover from the Godsmack album, Faceless.
I noticed a pungent odor and realized I couldn't breathe. I woke up with this satchel over my face and I realized, I had just been godsmacked.
by Leviathan7 August 11, 2009
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unoriginal nu-metal band who have made a career of ripping off Alice In Chains and writing the same song over and over, enabling them to sell multi-platinum records to the brain dead disenchanted youth of America.
Gallant: "What the hell...this Godsmack song is exactly the same as the one that just came out 2 months ago..except instead of being "Keep Away From Me" this one's called "Don't Come Close To Me"
Goofus: SHut Up bRo... GoDsMack RuLz They R WiCcan and Ur Gay
by Scott Is Rad August 03, 2006
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