an atheist parody deity similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was made up during the French Revolution, then it was long forgotten after it became their worst nightmare 3.5 years later.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)