The second part in the God of War trilogy. A great game with tons of bonus features. Can be played in HD (must be unlocked) which makes it look even better.
Blood, guts, and extreme violence are at the heart of this game. The protagonist, Kratos, has some sick swords which were chained to his arms as a result of his deal with Ares (In God of War 1). These are versatile weapons, and the combat system is great. There are several unlockable weapons, each with separate strengths/weaknesses and styles.
The game follows this basic plot line: Kratos, a son of Zeus, wants to be the god of war. He goes through some trials, tribulations, and kills some bosses. Eventually he confronts Ares and defeats him, becoming the god of war. He then becomes the god of Sparta, and hence the Ghost of Sparta. He appears at the siege of Rhodes to make the final blow and conquer the city for Sparta. Zeus, however, betrays him and takes his godly powers. Kratos must then regain his powers, while killing everything that moves along the way. At the end of his quest, Kratos faces Zeus so that he may become a god again. The story ends in the third part of the trilogy, which has yet to announce a release date.
Blood, guts, and extreme violence are at the heart of this game. The protagonist, Kratos, has some sick swords which were chained to his arms as a result of his deal with Ares (In God of War 1). These are versatile weapons, and the combat system is great. There are several unlockable weapons, each with separate strengths/weaknesses and styles.
The game follows this basic plot line: Kratos, a son of Zeus, wants to be the god of war. He goes through some trials, tribulations, and kills some bosses. Eventually he confronts Ares and defeats him, becoming the god of war. He then becomes the god of Sparta, and hence the Ghost of Sparta. He appears at the siege of Rhodes to make the final blow and conquer the city for Sparta. Zeus, however, betrays him and takes his godly powers. Kratos must then regain his powers, while killing everything that moves along the way. At the end of his quest, Kratos faces Zeus so that he may become a god again. The story ends in the third part of the trilogy, which has yet to announce a release date.
1: How did you kill that Cyclops in God of War 2?
2: I slashed his ass up with my big ass blades then climbed up his face and tore his eyeball out.
1: This game is fucking amazing.
(Later)
1: How did you just kill that Kraken thing?
2: I climbed up his tentacles and sliced them both off. Then I tore up his other tentacles and his face . Then he fell over and I ripped his face in half with a bridge.
1: I need to play, now.
2: I slashed his ass up with my big ass blades then climbed up his face and tore his eyeball out.
1: This game is fucking amazing.
(Later)
1: How did you just kill that Kraken thing?
2: I climbed up his tentacles and sliced them both off. Then I tore up his other tentacles and his face . Then he fell over and I ripped his face in half with a bridge.
1: I need to play, now.
by MaximusPrime August 04, 2007
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Sequel to arguably the greatest game on PS2m, God of War. Kratos (The Ghost of Sparta) has just taken up his spot as God of War when he gets fucked up by Zeus and stripped of his powers. So now its time to get your shit together and take Zeus down. On the way you kill yourself some more gorgons and minotaurs, as well as some other beasties like Cerberus the three headed fire spittin mutt.
Awesome bit at the start of God of War 2 where ya gotta work your way through a threesome wit two naked chicks to get bonus shit, decent graphics.
by leighton d May 06, 2007
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