A fictioanl character who starred in the hit book 'The Bible', which certain morons consider to be truth. He enjoys smiting and raping countries with low self-esteem.
by mrpittsdemeister July 13, 2009
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1. A "being" a large fraction of the worlds population swear loyalty to and praise, yet has no proof of existence.

2. A higher power that parents tell children will send them to hell if they dont be a good little robot and listen everything mommy, daddy and society says.
............... no real example I have in mind.
by Higherbeing June 19, 2004
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If used with a capital 'G', usually this is referring to the creator and sustainer of all things both living, material in nature, and spiritual.
When spelled with a lowercase 'g', the word is usually referring to a power or spirit that is less powerful than the previous mentioned "God".
Capital 'G': All glory and praise be to God most high.
Lowercase 'g': Our god Buddha will never be enough for eternal life.
by JNR83 April 21, 2005
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Not an escape from my everyday problems, but the strength to face them. Not something to scare me into submission, but a friend I can count on.
God pwnz
by Paleolithic1000 March 28, 2004
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If he is so good and powerful, why is the world so fucked up?
"I refused to pray to a god who would allow rainforests to be destroyed in order to make grazing room for cows who would later become Quarter Pounders for the ignorant masses who worship that symbol of all that is evil, Ronald McDonald." - Mia Thermompolis, Princess Diaries.
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Someone whom athletes always thank when they win, but never mention when they lose. (George Carlin)
"God made me trip behind the line of srrimmage."
by Anonymous March 02, 2003
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