The supreme being that is omnipotent and omniscient. Since he is omnipontent, he has the power to create a stone so big that he himself cannot lift, and at the same time he must be able to lift it. And since he is omniscient, he has the power to know everything, even what you will do tomorrow, thus, you have no free will.
God is a self contradictory idea.
by FreeThinker07 July 20, 2004
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Created by Man in his own image.
Man1: There is no God.
Man2: Yes there is.
Man1 slaps Man2
by InfernoSnow January 31, 2006
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Person One: "Have you heard about God?"
Person Two: "Yeah he is a dick"
by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021
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Dude, did you worship God today?
Fuck yeah dude i love Waluigi
by FuckingIdiotSam April 23, 2019
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The all powerful deity of the Christian belief,
who created the universe in 6 days.
(aside: Post things to be informative and objective, don't post simply to piss off a denomination of people you've got something against. If you can't do that, then go back to your online forums with the rest of your prepubescent friends.)
by M April 14, 2005
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Someone that people put under their MySpace "Heroes" list so that they feel like they have an excuse to do bad things/dress like a whore/post bad pictures/etc.
Mary slept with Stan, but knew it was okay because she had posted God as her #1 Hero on MySpace.
by Alison :) April 26, 2008
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