Aug 10 Word of the Day
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."
Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."
Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"
Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"
Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."
Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."
Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"
Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"
Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."
Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009
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Some say he doesn't exist, others say he is indifferent. Still others say he is the picture of love and he is all-powerful. Some claim to follow him but don't truly do it, some scoff at his followers, and a rare handful of people actually follow him.
by Karo-san August 21, 2009