Something that cancerous youtuber, Jake Paul says.
Jake paul: i just drop off some new merch, and is selling like a god church
me: fuck off
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Some stupid ass lyrics that Jake Paul wrote for his song "it's everyday bro" because he needed something that rhymes with "merch". Also my boy Pewdiepie did a reaction on it it's hilarious go have a look boyssssssssss.
"And I just dropped off some new merch, and it's selling like a god church."
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Jake paul uses this shit in is stupid song and it doesnt make sense and he uses it like this and i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church
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god church refers to when something is literal or very good
I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church
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A term used to describe how much people like and ore praise something and or someone
Jake is a stupid cunt but, his merch is selling like a god church
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Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.
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