n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)

When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church

Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying

'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'

-Jake Paul in a nutshell-

A word made by Jake Paul, commonly rhymed with "Merch"
It has no meaning, just "god church"

What a nonsensical, 20 year old, ex-Disney star, white guy from Ohio (who can't rap) said.

A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.

It's a word typically used to describe how well merch is selling