A member of the Cobbler crime family of Cechnya, Gock Cobbler was the outcast of 3 sons. Trying to impress his father, head of the family, Gock took place in the Breslin school massacre. He then started running guns for the Chechnyan radicals. A Soviet agent was sent to kill him and did so with ease. This agent then took up the monacre of Gock Cobbler and stole his identity to gain more intel on the cobbler crime family. They were responsible for the murder of the agents son who was at Breslin School. At one point the agent ‘Gock Cobbler’ sodomized and murdered a Bosnian chicken farmer gaining the nick name ‘Cock Gobbler’.
Ewwww. Your such a Gock Cobbler.... You probably gobble lots of cock!
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When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.
That girls is beautiful in every way....I would do a Van Gock for her.
by PennyScissors January 30, 2018
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a term typically used by major band geeks, when the gock is stolen from the drum line by the drum majors
Dude, you totally just got gock blocked!
by el93 August 19, 2010
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one whose primary occupation is to inspect gocks up close, when he has inspected over 100 gocks, he has the title of chief gock inspector
The gock inspector says he's going camping this weekend but I really think he's there to inspect gocks
by epmd July 25, 2003
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Slang for Girl Cock.

Typically used to sexually describe a Femboy or Transgender Individuals Penis.
Fuck! Her Gock is bigger then mine!!?
by redbeanflowingyellow August 03, 2021
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MAN WITH A GUT BULGE JUST ABOVE HIS COCK MOST NOTICEABLE WHEN HE WEARS A BELT.
LOOK AT THAT GUY'S BODY - HE HAS A GOCK!
by LBOUTME July 28, 2009
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sally needed to gock some eggs for her cake
by calllan March 14, 2021
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