Someone that swallows sperm. Can be male or female.
I think that my boss is a wad gobbler. He keeps looking at my package.
by Jack Goff September 09, 2006
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The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 01, 2010
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It is a oversized nutt sack that looks like it belongs under a turkeys neck.
I bet if that guy falls in the water his gobbler sack will make him float.
by mr. aric burns May 03, 2010
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Someone who ismad sus” while consuming a glizzy.
Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.
by xi Jinping July 28, 2020
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One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.
Damn, she is such a cock gobbler. Frankly I can't picture her without a dick in her mouth.
by Elfonzo January 15, 2003
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An individual who sucks a male's penis with chewed up pork or ham in their mouth. This is said to make the individual feel sexually aroused due to the individual's mouth (and possibly throat) filled with meat. It has also been said that the male's penis that was sucked by this individual will smell like bacon.
A: Bro, how was your night with Amanda?
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!
by t324st May 26, 2014
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The act of a Stanky Gobbler is when you punch someone in the chest causing a loss of breath. Then fart in their mouth and twist the victims nuts. Causing them to screech in a gasping, horrible smelling turkey call.
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by McGoo31 December 11, 2013
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