by Jack Goff September 09, 2006
The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 01, 2010
by mr. aric burns May 03, 2010
by xi Jinping July 28, 2020
One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.
by Elfonzo January 15, 2003
An individual who sucks a male's penis with chewed up pork or ham in their mouth. This is said to make the individual feel sexually aroused due to the individual's mouth (and possibly throat) filled with meat. It has also been said that the male's penis that was sucked by this individual will smell like bacon.
A: Bro, how was your night with Amanda?
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!
by t324st May 26, 2014
The act of a Stanky Gobbler is when you punch someone in the chest causing a loss of breath. Then fart in their mouth and twist the victims nuts. Causing them to screech in a gasping, horrible smelling turkey call.
by McGoo31 December 11, 2013