People, specifically ones named Riley, who are exceptionally talented at slobbing knobs.
Yo do you know Riley?

Yeah I know him, he's the throat goat.
Dang is his head game really that good?
Yes... It is.
by Riley aka the Throat Goat September 05, 2021
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A sometimes line or otherwise patch of facial hair a man hasn't shaved from the frontal neck region. Best catagorized as a dense

Upon confronting one with a throat goat you may find your self in question, for example; I wonder if that man has a name for his throat goat... Should i buy that poor man a razor? What does his mother think? Does it keep his pudum warm? Exc.

Throat Goats are commonly found in the northern United States, Canada, especially Alaska and South Dakota.
James' throat goat matches the carpet.
by ArcticXRaptur3 February 07, 2010
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The best rainbow six sieger maybe ever. GOAT meaning greatest of all time. one nutty homie
by timppygoat July 03, 2019
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We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.
by Frauleinbird December 08, 2018
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Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem
"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"
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Just a young person that seeks for pleasure
Is boyfriend & girlfriend a thing these days. Fuck that. Chase a bag, fuck bitches , live life ~ Ugly Goat 🖤🐐
by Ugly Goat August 02, 2019
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