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The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.
by Ben April 22, 2005
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A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.
I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!
by anonymous77 June 10, 2006
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Some one with a lot of hair this can include arms and legs but mostly applies to people with long hair, beards and moustaches who tend to stroke them. In some unfortunate cases, this can also apply to women.
Mayo is waiting outside the gates of a University with her friends, Philadelphia and Summer. A man wearing a long blue cloak dotted with silver stars, half moon spectacles walks past. He has long white hair and a beard. He is wearing a pointed hat. He strokes his beard in thought.

P: He is such a goat man!!!
S: Lol, yeah.

M: That can't be. No. It is. It is!! *runs after him*
A: What??? Where's she going?
P: OMG!!! IT IS!!! *runs after him screaming "Dumbledore"*
S: Who's Rumblemore????
by THE CHEESE TEACHER August 05, 2012
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A male/female that trys to get attention all the time and acts like a total asshole.
Oh god theres the goat man again trying to get people to like it.
by !ME! March 08, 2005
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A mythological creature that preys on young couples making out in cars, is known to reside in school buildings, churches, and teenagers basements.
Whatch out guys, its a fucking goatman!
by Claypool08 August 15, 2007
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