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Zero brain cells. Was gifted 10 inches soft by god but doesn’t get any use
Can’t see why Ande gets all the girls he is dumber than a goard
by Slick Rick May 18, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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You are gay and bored and all you want to do is crush some cocks.....but there are none around
Oh man I am so goard right now.....are there not any cocks around????
by bellman11111 March 31, 2011
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