A woman who would make a great wife, or who has the characteristics that you would like in a wife.
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A Goal that shouldn't have gone in the net in NHL 2013 but somehow found its way in.
Eww that was such a Jess Goal.
by Ron Mexico504 April 08, 2013
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Right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend. When it makes it through, FIELD GOAL is yelled during the orgasm.
1) I totally got a field goal on her last night!
2) It was a long shot, but im so glad i made that field goal!
by Anita Coch June 13, 2012
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A couple who are the best couple out there. They are the power couple. Everyone wants to be like them.
Girl to boyfriend: Why can't we have a relationship like Jessica and William?!!?

Boyfriend: Psh those are unrealistic relationship goals they're too perfect.
by Pshyouknowitsthetruth September 25, 2015
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a person who:
desires wealth in all areas of life.
seeks the secrets of the millionaire mind.
has the smarts, optimism, integrity, and passion to do it themselves.
A person who surrounds themselves with the success that they desire. To learn from them and also to hone their skills. Alicia Dunams, model turned entrepreneur, is an example of a goal digger, as she surrounded herself with smart, successful men and learned their secrets and started her own corporation.
by Authorpreneur July 29, 2008
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A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:

*Player 1 scores a goal.

*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

*Player 2 grabs him.

*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.

*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.

*All team mates orgasm with player 1.

*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
by Chullage February 03, 2009
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Verb.

Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.
I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!
by LVWP April 19, 2010
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