The ultimate cock blocker. Often says thing to women like "yo this guy's no good, he's a player."
by longrod vonbigdong February 12, 2011
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A person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.
Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....
by hemmingwayredux June 22, 2011
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A person who reveals certain embellishments of another person’s comedic story or joke thereby making the comedy less funny. This act is sometimes done intentionally (stating facts) or accidentally (asking too many questions).
I understand that bananas can’t knock on doors! Stop being such a comedy goalie!
by Tommy Nomore May 09, 2021
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A phrase in which the meaning was given by Behzinga. A black man saving semen from going into the vagina.
Tobi trying to pull a black goalie during sex
by dorky minter March 20, 2017
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Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask
Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask
by Suggers December 11, 2015
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A person who defends their taint.
She wanted to get kinky, but he was playing taint goalie.
by avbaisley September 03, 2009
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