Stupid little creatures that like to huant u when u sleep and play weird ass techno music in the corner of your room while ur on the cpu. they also like putting fake COCKROACHES in ur bed and there real big its disgusting.. But u can destroy them with exploding quarters and green shoes they like to attack leprachauns like myself and my buddies. Dont for get if ur a leprachaun stare them in there eyes and theyll melt!!
There little Bullshit animals FUCK GNOMES LEPRACHAUNS WILL RULE!
If u hear something scrable by ur feet and then u look and theres nothing there its either a mouse or its the GNOMES!
by Cameron W. January 11, 2008
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1) A very small creature. Usually placed on lawns hence Lawn Gnomes. 2) Expression said when identifying an elf with a huge penis, can be drawn on paper
Me: -places gnome drawn on paper near Nick's desk-
Me: Gnome!
Nick: Elf with Big Dick!
Mr. Wisler: Gimme that. (stuffs in pocket)
...
Later in the teacher planning room:
Mr. Wisler: -wanks off the piece of paper-
by P huNgy November 18, 2003
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The very thrilling and covert process in which one scouts their local neighborhood(s) to find which houses have garden gnomes as lawn ornamennts so that they can come back after dark, steal the gnome(s), take random/awkward pictures with them, and then return the gnome(s). This can or can not be followed by having the pictures developed and anonymously putting them in the gnome owners' mailbox/on their front porch. Most also consider this as an act of charity for the gnomes and is commonly seen as "setting captive gnomes free into the wild." (See Facebook or Wikipedia for more information and/or detailed history)
Gnoming had always been a cause that was near and dear to Morgan's heart, but it had also always been on her and her friends' bucket list.
by GorgeousGnomingGirl January 02, 2012
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A little bastard which may be considered under the age of 12, who cries when ur eating, runs around naked in ur yard screaming and yelling.
That little peice of shit gnome ran in my yard and now im gonna shoot it 550 times in the face with a 9mm uzi. :)
by Dr. T February 22, 2004
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a Justin....a small kid who goes to PV and has a big attitude...this ones for u man
look theres gnome!
by muahaha92 March 18, 2009
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the act of going around town, stealing as many lawn ornaments as possible to later be stacked on a friends lawn. the reward is in the morning when the victim looks outside to see the cast of Shrek and Bambi on his front lawn.
(Tysen) Pepper is being a lil bitch and wont hang out tonight.

(Tony) dude, lets go gnome his house......hes a little bitch..........and by little, of course i mean fat.

GNOMING!!!
by tbag22 June 16, 2007
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